Speaking of those characters, what is up with Anders? I suppose he was meant to be sort of an Alistair replacement, with the similar-colored hair, the accent, the somewhat sarcastic attitude. Even his name, Anders, is similar to Alistair. But let me just point out one thing clearly. ANDERS. IS. NOT. ALISTAIR.
First of all, what is up with Anders’ womanizing-type attitude? He seems to want to get with anything female that moves – or even females that don’t; case in point: the Andraste statue – yet I haven’t seen him make a move. Nor have I heard about any of his fabulous womanizing adventures like I did with Zevran. But again, it’s not like I’ve been able to talk to Anders much.
And furthering that point, WTF?! Am Put Call Parity Binary Option Strategy I, the hero of Fereldan, the slayer of the Archdemon, a human noble Leliana look-alike, QUEEN, not good enough for him? While he has commented on every other female likeness or body around, he hasn’t said anything at all to me.
Granted, Alistair did make it clear while Anders was nearby that we were together. He kissed me goodbye. I think that might have thrown Anders off a bit.
But still! He could have said something before he knew all that! But noooooo, nothing. I guess BioWare is just making it clear that they’re not having any tenting this round. …and that makes us at Polish the Console very, very sad.
Secondly, yes, the kitten (Ser Pounce-A-Lot) is adorable. I love cats! But isn’t it kinda weird that Anders’ only company while locked up in the Circle Tower was a cat?! And the way he talks to the cat while you’re adventuring…is, to quote Alistair, “a little creepy, that”.
And…*shudder* the gold earring. Anders, sorry, but you’re not a pirate. Get that earring out. That’s disturbing. Only pirates should wear a single gold hoop, a low ponytail, and fur. Except…wait, I forgot that Duncan has a very similar appearance. Eh, Duncan gets a pass because he’s so badass. And he’s not wearing fur.
Finally, if freaking Jowan can escape the Circle Tower, Anders should be able to. If he’s worth his mana, that is. Come on. For shame, Anders, for shame.
I get the feeling that Anders is really all talk and no game. Particularly when he has a super hot babe who stopped the Archdemon running around and fighting with him. Therefore, Anders appears to be an a**hole.
Ah, well, I suppose it’s better than being introduced as a major character, only to die in the first hour of gameplay. *ahem, ahem* Mhairi *ahem*