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Video Game Pin Ups: Miranda Lawson

Miranda Lawson was an interesting mix to the Mass Effect universe. Rather than simply leave the player to believe that she had reasonably attractive parents and took great care of her body, Mass Effect 2 flat out tells us that Miranda Lawson was genetically engineered to be a hot piece. Miranda winds up on the Video Game Pin Up list because of a few reasons:

Miranda Lawson - Mass Effect 2

Miranda Lawson's 2nd and 3rd best assets

Miranda is a confident and capable party member. She is intelligent, sultry, and fairly adept in the ancient art of ass kickery. She’ll call your bluff and knock you on your ass while she does it. This helps ramp up the hotness.

Sure she was engineered to do so, but who doesn’t love a little creative engineering? It brought about many advancements. Lets keep it up.

Also…she has an awesome Australian accent which helps push up the hotness a few notches. What guy doesn’t have that fantasy of a foreign girl.

Miranda Lawson - Mass Effect 2

Miranda's Top Asset

Mass Effect 2 goes to great lengths with its interesting choices in camera angles to let us see Miranda’s best asset. The infinite wisdom has once again shown through in game design to bestow upon us a thing of true wonder. Sure this is a game that takes place in space and we are fairly sure to have a trip to a few moons, but this is the kind of moon that once you land on it you take your time. You survey. Maybe take a souvenir or two. You don’t just drop on, plant a flag, and fly away. You build a damn colony and raise your kids there.

It’s absolutely magnificent.

For this reason we have absolutely no problem throwing down the Ass Stamp of Approval to Miranda Lawson. She does indeed have one of the best in video games

Ass Stamp

Truly deserving of its own award

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Video Game Pin Ups: Alistair

As I’m sure everyone is aware, I am in absolute love Alistair from Dragon Age: Origins.  He’s cheeky, British, sarcastic and yet charming.  What’s not to love?  BioWare is known for making deep and interesting characters, and Alistair is definitely an interesting and often humorous companion.

Ass Stamp

We approve, Alistair. We approve.

Not only that, but if you’re female, you can hardly disagree that this guy is attractive.  He gives you a rose!  He doesn’t take advantage of you, but waits until he knows he is in love with you before tenting!  He talks about ‘licking a lamppost in winter‘!  He has an accent!  And best of all, his body is as chiseled as stone itself!  Err, that is, if you discovered you can remove their clothing…

…is it weird that I had my character and Alistair talk to each other in their skivvies?

Anyways, in light of the fact that Alistair is completely Ass Stamp Worthy, I thought it was only fair that we kick off our very first PtC Weekly Video Game Pin Up with my favorite Dragon Age romance partner – Alistair.  Enjoy it, ladies!!  (and gentlemen, if you swing that way).


Alistair - Dragon Age Origins

Wouldst thou like to take a gander up my frock?

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